[Journal Post]

[sword_of_dracoheart]

... I. Apparently got kidnapped and ghostnapped by someone? In a castle?

And.

I.

Don't know what to do with myself.

I was retiring from my job to stay full time at home with my girlfriend, but.

Everything feels rancid right now.

And I learned my replacement is a teenage girl!

Comments

[morethaneverauburn]

I'm not a teenage girl.

I'm twice your age, dear.

[sword_of_dracoheart]

No way!

[morethaneverauburn]

It's entirely true.

I have even more executive experience than you do, darling.

[sword_of_dracoheart]

But you don't look like an old bag!

[morethaneverauburn]

I am not an old bag! I'm perfectly young!

[sword_of_dracoheart]

Ma'am, if you're twice my age, you're old!

[morethaneverauburn]

And you need to learn some respect!

[morethaneverauburn]

Klaatu Barada Vrashikazam!